Overheard in the classroom

My teaching partner and I keep meaning to write down all the crack-up lines our kids keep spitting out, but of course, haven't gotten to it. I'm just going to jot them down here for your pleasure. Enjoy! (And remember, these are 4 year olds!)

Child asks a question and teacher replies with, "What do you think?"

Child: "Don't you know, I don't think. My mom tells me what to think."

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Child is seen digging through the dress-up clothes hamper and upon finding a doll that obviously doesn't belong there exclaims, "What the hell is this doing here?" (Not only that, but she did it really expressively, like "Whaaaaat.... the.... Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeell is this doing here?")

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A child is seen walking from child to child on the playground and whispering into their ears. The teacher seeing this, calls her over:
Teacher: Have you got a secret? Will you tell me?
Child: Yes, but, you cannot tell my daddy. I can tell you, and you can tell the other teachers, but you cannot tell my daddy! Anyone else can know, but my daddy can't because he'll be mad if he finds out!
Teacher: Ok, so what's the secret?
Child: (with a sly look in her eye, leans close and whispers) My daddy wears gold lipstick at home!

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It rained today, and some of the kids were being a little silly about not getting out of the rain. So, teacher was trying to get em to stay under the awning:
Teacher: Boys, please come out of the rain. You're going to be all wet!
Boy: (after looking around) Yeah, this ain't no jacuzzi!

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During a discussion about dreams:
Child 1: Dreams come in your head through your ears, and when you're done with them, they go out your nose.
Child 2: God puts all the dreams in you before he even makes your body.
Child 3: If you want to tell if it's a dream or real, you just have to shake your head. If you shake your head and it doesn't stop, then it's real. If it stops, then it's a dream.

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There was another really good one today, but I can't remember what it was. They are just full of em though! Oh, and for the record, we did find out later in the day that the daddy who wears the gold lipstick actually just lets his daughter put her lipstick on him, it's not like she caught him dressing up. :)